Posts tagged men
Peace Love & Noodles
why men and women can’t be friends
Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (another)… There are just some kind of men who - who’re so busy worrying about the next world they’ve never learned to live in this one, and you can look down the street and see the results.
(Source: myquotelibrary, via thatpoliticaldude)
I don’t understand why dudes love boobs. They’re literally just pockets of fat on our chests. I mean, I can see how they would be fun to play with, but doesn’t fondling bags of blubber get old? I think guys love them because of their moms. They suck from their mothers’ nips as little babes so when they grow up, a nice pair of tig ol’ bitties subconsciously reminds them of that. How Freudian of them. Anyways, here’s a picture of me with my tits full force. Enjoy.
i love my breast… i mean, best friend
(Source: kidcuttyy)
